Generic review solicitation
You asked.
★☆☆☆☆
This company doesn’t actually deserve a one-star review. I’m leaving one because it asked me to leave a review. Please stop asking.
OneStarReview.net/stopthat
What this means
The one star is about the review request, not necessarily the product, service, employee, or transaction. If you ask for feedback, sometimes the feedback is: stop asking for feedback.
Punch up. Don’t fabricate experiences, target individual employees, or organize a pile-on. The point is to tell the organization that the solicitation itself is the problem.